Pay 500 Life Points during each of your Standby Phases or destroy this card
Deathgreeter Deathgreeter is no Blood Artist, but in decks that use Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose effects, it looks pretty similar if you squint hard enough
Norman connives when he deals combat damage to a player, which is relatively easy to accomplish given he's unblockable
In a recent addition to the post, the OP explained that he and his brother are very close and it is likely that those cards that he sold are a combination of both his and his brothers
The story goes that some Raichu cards were accidentally mixed in with Clefable at the printing factory and were supposed to be destroyed, but some Wizards of the Coast employees pocketed a few of them (one account says 11 copies were saved from the factory, though the exact number isn't known)
If you're mild or worse at either of those, Goat's quality can change drastically - it's particularly sensitive to both of those factors